DERBY REPORTAGE

"Good Morning. Whaat? Oh yeah, Yes I lie, I didn't go to sleep, don't get all butt hurt about it hahaha JUST KIDDING PEOPLE. Why do I do this to my self? That's a good question, Well this is to teach myself a lesson. And that is to do my  work when it is first given to me and not wait weeks later to begin it and then not turn it in. yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm very Irresponsible I get It. Anyways were getting off topic here so lets go back to the article".

"Oh yeah, hold on. Miguel if your reading this a couple of days, weeks, or years, or hours from now, I HOPE YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON YOU IRRESPONSIBLE FOOL. Alright lets move on now".

"Sooo anyways, I read the The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved article and first of all, I would like to say that I found a new hero. oh yeah, so long Dragonball Z. If you do not know what that is then I believe you had no youth my fellow ladies and gentleman's. So moving on, Thompson notice things I wouldn't have notice like a secret spy. Unlike Thompson, I'll be the guy screaming, RUN YOU (CURSE LANGUAGE) HORSE, BUNNY HOP THAT (BEEP), Hahaha anyways I wonder if this guy was the real 007, nooo that's just wishful thinking. So anyways, Hunter S. Thompson spits truth, yeah that's right, I said it. This dude Straight up Homies".

"Sooo, Thompson is accompanied by Ralph Steadman to do a report on the horse race, but (there's always a but right hahaha) from their perspective, they cannot view the race. Then Thompson and Steadman begin to notice the real news which was surrounding them".

"From the biggest to the smallest thing, they would notice it in the infield, the grandstand, and even in Thompson's hometown. Some things that they notice were like the drunk commentators and bizarre sexual activities, There's more. You want to know, read the article and find out hehehehe".

"This Event that Thompson wrote about and that Steadman sketch out sounded more like a out of control teenage party party in our present. It might be worse or the same, but it's my opinion. OK, now, before you start a tantrum, the word you should pay attention is to OPINION. Which basically means I could possibly be right or dead wrong. Moving on, during Thompson and Steadman work they got into the festivitie . The really got messed up, which makes me a bit jealous. In the end they notice that they became the characters they were describing in their article. Ok you know what? if you know someone who owns a time machine call me ASAP, I really need to go this party if you know what I mean hehehe (Wink)".

"Some lessons that were confirm to me were that society is Fudge up, no matter how perfect we think we are, we are animals. So, SO UNLEASH THE BEAST hahaha, Also, society will influence you and you will not, I repeat, you will not even notice until your part of it, yeah, check out I'll prove my point. I don't like to sagg my pants but I am not against it because I don't take part of it. Now, did you know that sagging originated in prison because inmates were not trusted with belts( Prisoners used to use their belts to hang other inmates or choke them to death). Here's the really messed up part, If you sagg your pants, it is because you are another inmate's female dog. That means they rape you whenever they want. That fashion eventually was realease to society and check it out,NOW CHECK IT, EVERYONE IS DOING IT. ITS CONSIDER A FASHION NOW. Don't forget it's my opinion and the opinion of those who actually been to prison."

"Well that is all people because my eyes are killing me. Tune in next time to hear me yap a little bit about Dr. Preston's assignments and a little bit about random stuff. Hasta luego, thats spanish for see you later."